vote here! goldfish poll!

After deep linguistic analysis and months, I mean seconds, of rigorous and discerning discussion with my three children, I am pleased to announce finalists in the First and Last Annual Name My Goldfish Competition of 2013.

Some of these names, “Sushi” included, were suggested in comments right here on the blog. Others, such as “Chunk,” were suggested in a thread on my Facebook page. “Pudge” is my daughter Madeleine’s idea. The idea of highlighting the plight of this sad creature to begin with was suggested by my friend Jane, whom I should have credited from the start but didn’t because I’m an ungrateful and insensitive wretch. If I weren’t, I would have named the fish years ago.

Go ahead and vote. Just once will do. Voting will close same time tomorrow, unless I change my mind and extend it, because I am flighty as well as ungrateful and insensitive, and because, as you are no doubt aware, the First and Last Annual Name My Goldfish Competition of 2013 is bigger news than the Grammys. So you’re all clamoring for the chance to express your opinions on piscine pet monikers. So I’m going to shut up now. So you can vote. Go on. Vote.

you talkin' to me? probably not. No one does.

you talkin’ to me? probably not. no one does.

One thought on “vote here! goldfish poll!

  1. Not fair… I didn’t have enough notice… My choices: Atlanta if une femme; Iggy if un home. Logic: they appear on the list of the LEAST POPULAR NAMES of 2013. fewer than 5 persons received those names and I would hate to see them die out. But you own the fish; you make the rules. My husband stayed home from work one day to be present while our first fish (a free one) went gently off to heaven!

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